Heavy Cotton, No Guilt
100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight blanks, prints built to last longer than any church camp relationship.
✦ For Everyone Who Survived Youth Group ✦
You Made It Out.
You Made It Out.
Get the T-Shirt.
You owned a WWJD bracelet, cried at every altar call, and still know all the words to every Newsboys song. No shame. Just shirts.
Blessed Are the Shirt-Makers
Shirts that only make sense if you grew up in it — and make perfect sense if you did.
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Biblically Accurate Angel — Unisex Tee
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Fallen Cross: Whiteout — Unisex Tee
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Fallen Cross: Wordless Book — Unisex Tee
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Let’s Be Friends For All Eternity – Unisex Cotton Tee
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Morals Made of Clay – Unisex Tee
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No Freebies — Unisex Tee
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No Thanks, Not for Me — Unisex Tee
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Singin’ A New Tune — Unisex Tee
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Singing Vegetables — Unisex Tee
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That Poor Fig Tree — Unisex Tee
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Our Story
Born in the Pew,
Born in the Pew,
Raised on Questions
We grew up on Veggie Tales and DC Talk, raised our hands at youth group, and memorized verses we didn't fully understand. Then one day we started asking the quiet questions — and the answers changed everything.
Ex-Christian Wear is for everyone who came out the other side still laughing — at Bibleman, at purity pledges, at the time you got slain in the Spirit at summer camp. Shirts made by people who were there.
No closing hymn. No guilt trip. Just really good shirts.
Read the Full StoryWritten From the Inside
Every design comes from someone who lived it. No outsiders writing the jokes. We know where the communion wafers were kept.
You're Not the Only One
Turns out a lot of people traded their hymnals for something else. We're all out here, and the group chat is surprisingly funny.