Description

Some of us learned right from wrong from talking vegetables and claymation Bible heroes. Turns out the lessons stuck even after the theology didn’t — you can keep the morals and skip the clay. A warm, slightly cheeky tribute to a childhood spent learning ethics from stop-motion, and the grown-up realization that being good never required any of it.

Printed on a heavyweight, ring-spun cotton unisex tee — classic fit, ribbed collar, tear-away label. Available in a full range of colors, because morality looks good on everyone.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50